黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:47

假期综合症

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别亦难 发表于 2024-6-10 19:49

你先说下你是男是女

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:50

别亦难 发表于 2024-6-10 19:49
你先说下你是男是女

纯女人

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:51

当然是她,奖励拿来。

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:51

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:51
当然是她,奖励拿来。

这么确定吗

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:52

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:51
这么确定吗

我掐指一算。

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:52

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:52
我掐指一算。

没准就是错的

有水无为 发表于 2024-6-10 19:52

没有海参,没有鲍鱼,没有大海肠,太小气了

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:53

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:52
没准就是错的

对的概率也是50%

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:53

有水无为 发表于 2024-6-10 19:52
没有海参,没有鲍鱼,没有大海肠,太小气了

有虾有鱼就足够了

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:55

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:53
对的概率也是50%

等我拍酒瓶子你看看,看着瓶子再说

冷如霜 发表于 2024-6-10 19:56

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 19:55
等我拍酒瓶子你看看,看着瓶子再说

余笙 发表于 2024-6-10 20:01

我来猜猜

烟台BBS最帅的人 发表于 2024-6-10 20:19

就这点东西,还不够下酒的,肯定女的

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 20:26

烟台BBS最帅的人 发表于 2024-6-10 20:19
就这点东西,还不够下酒的,肯定女的

大哥自助餐啊,我烤了人家也不吃,就几只虾几条小鱼就够了,然后就是啤酒,说我安排的不对,网上吃自助餐有负罪感,喝酒没有负罪感

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 20:28

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 20:26
大哥自助餐啊,我烤了人家也不吃,就几只虾几条小鱼就够了,然后就是啤酒,说我安排的不对,网上吃自助餐 ...

晚上

Hello530 发表于 2024-6-10 20:28

我猜,对面的是个爷们

有水无为 发表于 2024-6-10 20:29

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 20:26
大哥自助餐啊,我烤了人家也不吃,就几只虾几条小鱼就够了,然后就是啤酒,说我安排的不对,网上吃自助餐 ...

要不,下次喊上我,把负罪感的事,统统交给我,让我十恶不赦,可好?

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 20:29

Hello530 发表于 2024-6-10 20:28
我猜,对面的是个爷们

猜对了,三瓶啤酒下肚里脸色微微红,姐姐我五体投地的佩服

黑与白之间 发表于 2024-6-10 20:29

有水无为 发表于 2024-6-10 20:29
要不,下次喊上我,把负罪感的事,统统交给我,让我十恶不赦,可好?

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